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> > > > > 1. It’s an incentive to show up.

> > > > > 2. It reduces stress.

> > > > > 3. It leads to more honest communications.

> > > > > 4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

> > > > > 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

> > > > > 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management

> > > > > hear.

> > > > > 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

> > > > > 8. It encourages carpooling.

> > > > > 9. Increase job satisfaction because, if you have a bad job, you

> > > > > care.

> > > > > 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to

> > > > > 11. It makes fellow employees look better.

> > > > > 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

> > > > > 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are

> > > > > 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

> > > > > 15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn’t so embarrassing.

> > > > > 16. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax

> > > > > bar.

> > > > > 17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

> > > > > 18. Everyone agrees work is better after they’ve had a couple of

> > > > > 19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch

> > > > > 20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

> > > > > 21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.

> > > > > 22. The janitor’s closet will finally have a use.

> > > > > 23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

> > > > > 24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as

> > > > > 25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.