A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon

with her for $500.

So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any

cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and

mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way

to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole

event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check

for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent

of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because

when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it

had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that is

was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there

wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for

$250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a

Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there

Is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the

Apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough

Furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.